Review

If you go to see New Moon and have not read the books you are probably expecting a film about forbiddon love and sexy romance, but you might be in for a surprise.





The movie stars a moderatly attractive female named Bella who is little more then a handbag for the men in the film. She can do nothing without a man. This includeds driving her own car, and in fact, staying sane. Early in the film (this is not a spoiler) Edward the man hunk breaks up with Bella. Bella is horrified that her first high school crush could do this to her and proceeds to become an adrenaline junkie to sate this. Because for some reason anytime she does something insane, (such as riding a motorcycle because it's the most hardcore thing she could think of) Edward speaks to her in a ghostly form. She needs to see him and this is the only way.





However, The majority of the film is not about love, and very little action happens. So what is there to see? Well, hot Native American guys without a shirt! Roughly 80% of the movie is "werewolf" indian guys romping around with each other. The main werewolf guy, Jacob is a good friend of Bellas. It also seems that the film is "hinting" (not very subtle) that the werewolves are homosexual.





The "hints":





• Jacob explains being a werewolf to Bella. "This isn't a lifestyle choice! I was born this way!"





•Shirtless werewolves wrestling on the floor.





• Werewolf that wax their chests. Do you see the irony in this?





• Another werewolf, upon seeing Jacobs freindship with Bella,
snickers "OH! Jacob, is that your new....Girlfriend? XD"


The movie is funny though, I havn't laughed this hard in awhile. Yeah, go see it if you want.



For the short version of my review, look below.