Spider MAN

I will not make you do this, because, of course, I can't make you do anything. I suppose I might be able to make you do something if I told you to do something that you already were going to do anyway, and then once you finish, I could just take the credit for it.

Or if I gave you an ultimatum along the lines of :

"love me,

or be roasted alive."

That might convince you, wouldn't it?

Anyways, I just thought I'd ask you.

"Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?"

I just thought that like, maybe, you'd like to share with me....

Because this one time I was playing this video game and like.

Well I have this game, right? And like I have this friend named Zachary.

(His hair is orange.)

Anyways, in this game, I made this man character

(Because women are only good for making sandwiches)

And named him after my friend.

AND MADE A DIRE MISTAKE.

I named him "Zackary" instead of "Zachary"!

Now everyone is gonna make fun of me!

HAHAHAAA!

That's what they'll say.

( Of course I can't see the future.)

But it's okay! Because after naming him "Zackary", My dad said "That's a good name, don't you think"?

I'm not sure, is it a good name?

(I'll let you decide.)

Puddle

Once the spirit of a kind old man, Mr. Fauno now inhabits puddles on misty Monday mornings.

(Sunday mornings.)

If you can sneak up quietly to a puddle and whisper a question to it, Mr. Fauno will find the answer in the memories of others who have cast their reflection in the puddles mirror-like surface. Before you go to sleep that night, Mr. Fauno will rasp the answer quietly in your ear. Most forget what they were told the next morning, however.

(They always remember.)

But Mr. Fauno doesn't mind, and being forgetful never hurt anyone.

And who knows?

Maybe you should try it sometime, and remember not to forget.

Mr. Fauno. Yes I drew this.

Why anyone would talk to a puddle is anyones guess.

Even yours.

(except yours)

HELP OR MY CAT'S LIFE COULD BE JEHPARODY

I need help for midterm exam in this class.

Gimmi your ideas pls so i can plahayegeriize them.

BULLYING

There is a videogame known as "Bully" that is illegal in Brazil.

I can see why.

(I'm always bullied we shouldn't encourage that)