I will not make you do this, because, of course, I can't make you do anything. I suppose I might be able to make you do something if I told you to do something that you already were going to do anyway, and then once you finish, I could just take the credit for it.
Or if I gave you an ultimatum along the lines of :
"love me,
or be roasted alive."
That might convince you, wouldn't it?
Anyways, I just thought I'd ask you.
"Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?"
I just thought that like, maybe, you'd like to share with me....
Because this one time I was playing this video game and like.
Well I have this game, right? And like I have this friend named Zachary.
(His hair is orange.)
Anyways, in this game, I made this man character
(Because women are only good for making sandwiches)
And named him after my friend.
AND MADE A DIRE MISTAKE.
I named him "Zackary" instead of "Zachary"!
Now everyone is gonna make fun of me!
HAHAHAAA!
That's what they'll say.
( Of course I can't see the future.)
But it's okay! Because after naming him "Zackary", My dad said "That's a good name, don't you think"?
I'm not sure, is it a good name?
(I'll let you decide.)